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June 21, 2007

Helpful advice for presidential candidates

Do you want to be the next president of the United States of America?

Here is a pledge that will guarantee you 8+ points in the polls:

"If elected, my first official act will be to order the IRS tax audits of every US sitting Senator and Congressperson.  Followed immediately by audits for all living retired senators and congresspeople.  Follwed next by complete audits for: every congressional aide, federal judge, executive branch operativing division head and deputy, and all persons paid to set foot inside the White House (including the Press Corps).  The results will be made public online, at whitehouse.gov.  All criminal violations will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Fighting corruption is that easy.  

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